![]() She then picked me up, flipped me on my back, and immediately began to sit on my face! I couldn’t breathe and had an asthma attack, causing me to be rushed to the hospital and put into intensive care for a month. But she ran after me, cornered me in the hallway, and told me that my presentation gave her a snail trail in her panties.I immediately let her borrow my manual on gastropods, confused why she was hiding snails in her underwear. Yes, I ran away crying and screaming as if my life was on the line. The entire class laughed me out of the classroom. ![]() This 600-pound female was impressed with my breakdown of Naruto and why he is indeed the second coming of Jesus Christ I read aloud for my final presentation in Literature class. Reddit Gone Wild Curvy, aka r/GoneWildCurvy! There was a moment in high school where I thought I was going to get laid.
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